Good day to be asking isnt it?

• Question: Hello, Sir. And good afternoon. My question is why don't you feed off tower then some small minion? - kevindevinsmith
• Answer:

  To be honest i used to do so but Towers are not that tasty and i spent most of my time in the hospital for eating the tower.

askjax:

the-void-walker:

askyorick:

askthefallen:

ask-missfortune:

http://ask-missfortune.tumblr.com/: Whoregina

http://askthefallen.tumblr.com/: Mijumaru

Karukos

EasternBloc

Hayden

 PDRNorrington

askrenekton:

askyorick:

gentlemenchogath:

askrenekton:

How about I feast on your remains.

 How about you need to need to be more civilized, like your brother

Stop it, Cho… you will make him cry *laughing with some stops of breathing*

 Hey Cho, want to gang up on this guy instead? I’ll let you feast on his remains. If not then more for me.

 mmmm that seems like a brilliant idea

(via summonerkeplar)

askdrmundo:

askamumu:

askmalzahar:

ramsteed:

Rabid fangirls from all walks of life are once again insisting that Malzahar is the village bicycle of the League. Nothing really of note here, I guess.

I HATE YOU ALL. ALL YOU MORTALS. 99% OF YOU.

How can Malzahar be a bicycle?  He has no pedals…and where would they sit? I-I’m confused… :(

MUNDO HAVE IDEA.

GENIE MAN MALZAHAR, WILL YOU COME TO MUNDO’S LAB? MUNDO WANT TO TURN YOU INTO AN ALL-TERRAIN VEHICLE. 

 Amumu my boy, thats something of another time when you get older, as for the good doctor i don’t think turning him into a vehicle isn’t a bright idea

askrenekton:

How about I feast on your remains.

 How about you need to need to be more civilized, like your brother

asktalon:

gentlemenchogath:

askmalzahar:

beccurz:

kolstin:

oh okay i’ll ship you two too

ahauehauheuhe

malz…?

and my baby talon?

but

but

but

I hate you, Summoners.

 So Malzahar and talon are something now, well i support you and your ways

I’m… not sure how I should feel about this…  ಠ_ಠ

 Accept your Same sex relationship with malzahar and i will inform Kat about your decisions, because it is you a some crazy fangirl.

askmalzahar:

beccurz:

kolstin:

oh okay i’ll ship you two too

ahauehauheuhe

malz…?

and my baby talon?

but

but

but

I hate you, Summoners.

 So Malzahar and talon are something now, well i support you and your ways

askkogmaw:

WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME?!

 there is usually the thin line of kissing the girl and the other part the “I’m gonna pump you with a large quantity of acid and chemicals” my friend.

To be honest, i think those summoners have been watching too much movies about giant prehistoric creatures and tried that on me.  I never enjoyed the concept of my bones being a skin. 

It started along time ago, when i was a young void walker in the midst of feasting on some ruffians until i heard the most delicate peice of music. from some girl named “Sona” it got me thinking to myself “What is best in my spare time instead of eating and killing?” so i decided if i wanted to hear more from the beautiful Muse i must blend in with the people. I needed something to fit in with the humans there so i decided to how we say “Negotiate” with a tailor into making me this outfit and studied up on some etiquettes on how to be a gentlemen. as the time goes on i became more than just a monster,  I became a respectable monsters.  That is how i became the being i am today my dear leblanc