Good day to be asking isnt it?

askmalzahar:

Not in the slightest. Why would an Icathian need to be civil? *Avoids going to Cho’Gath’s tea parties*

 But i thought you love my tea parties? Or are you not into a reasonably interesting conversation that doesen’t end or begins with Kassadin.

• Question: Is it bad that I see Kog'Maw as your pet (like a puppy)? - opticsnap-deactivated20120319
• Answer:

  You see him as my pet in your eyes, But in my eyes i see a friend who blows up for no reasons!

• Question: Gentlemen Cho'Gath...you are my main champ and I have your t-shirt that I wear with pride. Since I'm such a big fan, is it all possible we could grab some tea and pastries? And I was wondering, when you're not eating champs, what do you like to eat? - dracoplasm
• Answer:

  Yeah we can grab a meal together and it is nice to meet an adoring fan such as yourself! To answer your question, My favorite food is a nice steamed squid.

• Question: Yo, hello! Have you and Leona exchanged teas? Or perhaps Jarvan, you know, being so arrogant and noble, 'm sure he enjoys tea or something similar. - horizonwalker
• Answer:

  We have exchanged tea’s and she has a nice selections of tea.  I never asked Jarvan. most of the time i thought he will try to kill me for obvious reasons!

• Question: I'll gladly accept your offer for a spot of tea with thee, mister. Have you already eaten champs or do you have room for one or more ganks? - theshadowofvergil
• Answer:

  Not really, I can gank just this once!

asksheriffcaitlyn:

askleona:

Why is the tea always gone?

Oh Leona; I do ponder such mysteries sometimes in relation to my cupcakes. Only to realise that I ate most of them ._. (Looks at half eaten cupcake in hand)

EDIT: And Teemo got his little hands on a few as well…

 I do so believe i will give you some Tea for your little problem

To be honest i came back because ezreal decided to dig up the remains of my ancestor.

• Question: W-What! Cho'Gath, I would advise you not to spread rumours of any sorts. I do not have any 'cahoots' with Talon. ~AskMalzahar - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I wont tell anyone about your antics then Mr.enigmatic man

• Question: Hello, Sir. And good afternoon. My question is why don't you feed off tower then some small minion? - kevindevinsmith
• Answer:

  To be honest i used to do so but Towers are not that tasty and i spent most of my time in the hospital for eating the tower.

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